There’s no official word from Mar-a-Lago…
but sources close to *reality* suggest that Trump—known for his iconic, wind-defying hairstyle—might soon be part of a quietly exploding biotech revolution: **RNA-based hair regrowth**.
That’s not satire. That’s science.
In biotech labs from Boston to Seoul, scientists are developing **mRNA and gene-editing therapies that can restart dormant hair follicles**. Not hide baldness. Not glue it back. Not comb it sideways. But **instruct the scalp to build new hair**—biologically, naturally, and permanently.
We’re talking about **injectable molecular instructions** that activate follicle regeneration, stimulate protein expression, and reboot cell signaling—all from the inside out. Think of it like *Waze for your scalp* telling it how to navigate back to age 30.
And while no one has leaked a memo titled *Operation Follicle Freedom*, if anyone were likely to test the cosmetic frontier of programmable biology, it would be the guy who once floated injecting bleach.
Because let’s face it: **if there’s a shot that regrows hair**, Trump’s not just taking it—he’s putting his name on it. “TrumpRNA” has a disturbing inevitability.
But here’s the kicker: **it could actually work**.
The same science that taught our cells to recognize a virus could just as easily teach our skin to self-repair, our joints to rebuild, or our follicles to sprout like spring. Hair might just be the gateway drug to **full-body biological programming**.
That is, **if** we don’t sabotage the science.
Here’s the twist: while some political factions ride the wave of biotech as a tool of progress, **others are undermining the very infrastructure that makes this future possible**—spreading misinformation, politicizing vaccines, and defunding basic research that allows tools like mRNA to exist in the first place.
If Trump wants that full follicular renaissance, he’ll need more than a syringe—he’ll need a scientific ecosystem that’s **not under siege**.
Because the future of medicine—hair regrowth, skin rejuvenation, even aging reversal—is hanging by a thread of political coherence. And if we tear it apart, no amount of RNA will glue it back.
So sure, **Trump may yet get his hair back**.
As long as he doesn’t destroy the entire bio-tech scaffolding trying to own the libs while he’s at it.
_This is part of our SimpleThings series. Full article here →_
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